10 Ways Life’s Changed Since 1985 (Or Has It?)

Inspired by the 30th anniversary of the Breakfast Club this year (what?!), let’s follow the evolution of an 80’s teen and revisit ten key milestones. 

1) Work

1985: Got the Chi-Chi’s hostess job, $3.50 an hour!

2015: Someone’s paying me to write! At the freelance rate, which equates to… about $3.50 an hour.

Me on the left, suggesting a possible reason for Chi-Chi's downfall: Even the staff preferred El Torito's.

This 1980’s shot of me and a friend foreshadows Chi-Chi’s downfall. It’s bad when your staff chooses El Torito’s.

2) Waiting (Also known as “isn’t it funny what we put our lives on hold for?”)

1985: Sat by phone waiting for that boy from beach to call.

2015: Sit by phone waiting for $%* soccer schedule to get posted.

3) Snack Food

1985:  Ruffles potato chips and sour cream and onion dip.

2015: Duh. Should have bought stock in Lipton Onion Soup Mix.

4) Movies

1985: Release of The Breakfast Club. Am told I resemble Ally Sheedy! But does he mean the dandruffy version or lipsticked Ally Sheedy? Ponder this for years.

2015: Watch Breakfast Club with kids. Teen is horrified to watch it with her family; eleven-year-old loves all the inappropriate scenes/language I forgot to remember. (Note: remind him not to tell teen about the time we watched the original Bad News Bears.) Still not sure which Ally Sheedy I was. Nice to not care anymore.

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They’re timeless. (stock photo, via web)

5) Fav Jeans

1985: Saved up my Chi-Chi’s paychecks for a pair of $85 paisley Guess jeans. Wildly admired purchase that met with a sad end when beloved jeans were later traded for a pair of grey Hanes sweatpants. Apparently my college diet got between me and my Guess jeans.

2015: Found on-line: paisley Guess jeans. On sale for $19. Probably marked down because of “super skinny,” qualifier. Women don’t love those. At any age. Especially when we can get Hanes sweatpants for same price.

6) Parking

1985: Driver’s ed: Somehow successfully parallel-parked Pontiac station wagon in under 5 minutes. Passed driver’s test by the narrowest of margins. Instructor pleaded with me to continue to drive with my parents for several more months. I forgot to tell them that last part.

2015: Still cannot parallel park, but for some reason am really good at backing into tight parking spots. Recent highlight: reversed minivan into tiny spot between two Jaguars. Had to climb out sliding back door. Neglected to figure out how Jag owners would get in their cars.

7) Trophies

1985: Resigned myself to fact that I’d never win a single trophy. Pretended it didn’t matter.

2015: This is huge, people. You can buy yourself a trophy. That also doubles as a wine stopper. Isn’t America grand?

Trophy wine stopper

8) Concerts

1985: That Purple Rain tour? With Prince in the bathtub? And Sheila E. and that guy she pulled up from the audience and then he.. they.. never mind.

2015: Um, yeah, honey, Taylor does have an awesome wardrobe and peppy songs. No one’s learning anything new here though. Back in my day… never mind.

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Purple Rain Poster via web

9) Sleep

1985: Slept 9 hours a night. School went 9:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Left enough time for one activity and/or a job, homework. No need for caffeine.

2015: Local high school starts at 7:20 a.m. I rely on coffee. Teen not there yet but could be soon. This is crazy.

10) Friends

1985: I chose wisely.

2015: Still choosing wisely. Love the kids’ friends too. And this matters more than: which level of competitive soccer you play, how many AP classes you take or what college you attend. People trump rankings every time. Trust me. I’ve been around a while.

Bonus: The song Nothing Compares 2 U, clearly an ode to Ruffles and sour cream and onion dip, was originally written by Prince in 1985. It was made famous by Sinead O’Connor a few years later. For the record: Prince always wins, against anyone. (What if he filled the purple bathtub with sour cream and onion dip?! I’ll bring the chips.)

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4 Responses to 10 Ways Life’s Changed Since 1985 (Or Has It?)

  1. Marico May 2, 2015 at 1:45 am #

    You have made me want to re-watch the Breakfast Club. Thanks for the warning as I was thinking of watching it with the kids too. You are absolutely right – people trump rankings every time.

    • Kristin O'Keefe May 2, 2015 at 7:09 am #

      Thanks Marico! Speaking of friends, let us know if you ever get a DC roadtrip–we miss you. And yes, I’d say BF is a teens and up movie. Ferris Bueller is a great one to see with the kiddos..

  2. stef warlick May 5, 2015 at 11:07 pm #

    Love Breakfast Club…been running through the oldies but goodies with the girls. Sour cream and onion dip is awesome and I love the song Nothing Compares to You and Prince/Purple Rain. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

    • Kristin O'Keefe May 6, 2015 at 10:01 am #

      Thanks for reading! I think Breakfast Club should definitely be watched with a bowl of ruffles and a side of sour cream and onion dip. Bliss.

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