10 Ways Life’s Changed Since 1985 (Or Has It?)
Inspired by the 30th anniversary of the Breakfast Club this year (what?!), let’s follow the evolution of an 80’s teen and revisit ten key milestones.
1) Work
1985: Got the Chi-Chi’s hostess job, $3.50 an hour!
2015: Someone’s paying me to write! At the freelance rate, which equates to… about $3.50 an hour.
This 1980’s shot of me and a friend foreshadows Chi-Chi’s downfall. It’s bad when your staff chooses El Torito’s.
2) Waiting (Also known as “isn’t it funny what we put our lives on hold for?”)
1985: Sat by phone waiting for that boy from beach to call.
2015: Sit by phone waiting for $%* soccer schedule to get posted.
3) Snack Food
1985: Ruffles potato chips and sour cream and onion dip.
2015: Duh. Should have bought stock in Lipton Onion Soup Mix.
4) Movies
1985: Release of The Breakfast Club. Am told I resemble Ally Sheedy! But does he mean the dandruffy version or lipsticked Ally Sheedy? Ponder this for years.
2015: Watch Breakfast Club with kids. Teen is horrified to watch it with her family; eleven-year-old loves all the inappropriate scenes/language I forgot to remember. (Note: remind him not to tell teen about the time we watched the original Bad News Bears.) Still not sure which Ally Sheedy I was. Nice to not care anymore.
They’re timeless. (stock photo, via web)
5) Fav Jeans
1985: Saved up my Chi-Chi’s paychecks for a pair of $85 paisley Guess jeans. Wildly admired purchase that met with a sad end when beloved jeans were later traded for a pair of grey Hanes sweatpants. Apparently my college diet got between me and my Guess jeans.
2015: Found on-line: paisley Guess jeans. On sale for $19. Probably marked down because of “super skinny,” qualifier. Women don’t love those. At any age. Especially when we can get Hanes sweatpants for same price.
6) Parking
1985: Driver’s ed: Somehow successfully parallel-parked Pontiac station wagon in under 5 minutes. Passed driver’s test by the narrowest of margins. Instructor pleaded with me to continue to drive with my parents for several more months. I forgot to tell them that last part.
2015: Still cannot parallel park, but for some reason am really good at backing into tight parking spots. Recent highlight: reversed minivan into tiny spot between two Jaguars. Had to climb out sliding back door. Neglected to figure out how Jag owners would get in their cars.
7) Trophies
1985: Resigned myself to fact that I’d never win a single trophy. Pretended it didn’t matter.
2015: This is huge, people. You can buy yourself a trophy. That also doubles as a wine stopper. Isn’t America grand?
8) Concerts
1985: That Purple Rain tour? With Prince in the bathtub? And Sheila E. and that guy she pulled up from the audience and then... never mind.
2015: Um, yeah, honey, Taylor does have an awesome wardrobe and peppy songs. No one’s learning anything new here though. Back in my day… never mind.
Purple Rain Poster via web
9) Sleep
1985: Slept 9 hours a night. School went 9:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Left enough time for one activity and/or a job, homework. No need for caffeine.
2015: Local high school starts at 7:20 a.m. I rely on coffee. Teen not there yet but could be soon. This is crazy.
10) Friends
1985: I chose wisely.
2015: Still choosing wisely. Love the kids’ friends too. And this matters more than: which level of competitive soccer you play, how many AP classes you take or what college you attend. People trump rankings every time. Trust me. I’ve been around a while.
Bonus: The song Nothing Compares 2 U, clearly an ode to Ruffles and sour cream and onion dip, was originally written by Prince in 1985. It was made famous by Sinead O’Connor a few years later. For the record: Prince always wins, against anyone. (What if he filled the purple bathtub with sour cream and onion dip?! I’ll bring the chips.)